A complicated series of events led me to open IE, which I try to do as infrequently as possible lest the M$ Portal of Doom turns out to be aligned to my IP and humanity comes to a bloody end and it's my fault ... anyway ... got bored and was digging through my IE favourites list and found this set of postings from another forum early this year, lampooning the very odd "visual aids" that the Department of Homeland Security put on its website.
Nothing funny about terrorist attacks of course, but some of these are unbelievably funny ...
Being stoned causes terrorism.
If you spot a terorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.
In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.
Missourri has three cities, all of which will be Designated Whipping Boys in the event of war. The armed forces will use these cities to calibrate their missiles.
In the event of emergency, find a 3-story, 10-foot-high building. The midgets inside will be sure to help you. Remember, just follow the enormous red arrow protruding from your crotch.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.
When the looting begins remember to consider the weight/value ratio. Here we have a few example of high value, low effort
If you actually need to be told that birds dropping out of the sky and fish going belly-up in the streams is a bad sign, then please remain right where you are. We don't need you taking up precious space in the shelters that could be occupied by people with functioning brains.
A full list (dozens of pages actually) is here.
Phaedrus
Nothing funny about terrorist attacks of course, but some of these are unbelievably funny ...
Being stoned causes terrorism.
If you spot a terorist arrow, pin it to the wall with your shoulder.
In case of nuclear radiation, stand directly behind your door, but do not open the door, even if the radiation knocks.
Missourri has three cities, all of which will be Designated Whipping Boys in the event of war. The armed forces will use these cities to calibrate their missiles.
In the event of emergency, find a 3-story, 10-foot-high building. The midgets inside will be sure to help you. Remember, just follow the enormous red arrow protruding from your crotch.
Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.
When the looting begins remember to consider the weight/value ratio. Here we have a few example of high value, low effort
If you actually need to be told that birds dropping out of the sky and fish going belly-up in the streams is a bad sign, then please remain right where you are. We don't need you taking up precious space in the shelters that could be occupied by people with functioning brains.
A full list (dozens of pages actually) is here.
Phaedrus
